Strike the brain

:Lebanese Joke

A jet-set Lebanese gentleman parked his brand-new BMW in front of his

office, ready to show it off to his colleagues. As he got out, a truck

passed too close and completely tore off the door on the driver's side.


The Lebanese immediately grabbed his cell phone, dialed the police, and

within minutes a policeman pulled up.


Before the policeman had a chance to ask any questions, the Lebanese started

screaming hysterically as some of his office colleagues reached the scene

too. His BMW, which he had just picked up the day before, was now completely

ruined and would never be the same, no matter what the body shop did to it.


When the Lebanese finally wound down from his ranting and raving, the

policeman shook his head in disgust and disbelief... "I can't believe how

materialistic you Lebanese are," he said. "You are so focused on your

possessions that you don't notice anything else."


"How can you say such a thing?" asked the Lebanese.


The policeman replied, "Don't you know that your left arm is missing from

the elbow down? It must have been torn off when the truck hit you."

"Oh My God!" screamed the Lebanese. "Where's my Rolex?"
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